January 2010
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
I'd go straight for Marii
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Oh baby, I want you your so fuckin big your so big and hard you’ve got such a big cock push it in deeper now oh deeper, harder i’m almost cumming i’m almost cumming oh woh woh woh woh augar i can almost reach mine now, now, now, sugar i’m a self fulfilling porno queen, yeah i mimic out your every fuckin fantasy yeah, yeah and now, and now in my head I’m on my knees...
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
ROVER FELL AND CAN'T GET UP!!
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Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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stupid app ruined my night.
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
STOP BEING MEAN TO MY HEART AND SOUL!
linsi
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
2,102 notes
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
18 notes
2nd Best Prank Call
Alex: hello. This is the govenor or Hati. I heard you wanted to adopt a child. So call me back. Bye.
Me: why didn't you speak in a hatian accent?
Alex: I was the govenor. I had to speak proper?
Jan 24th
Jan 21st
So my text might be gone.
Jan 21st
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
215 notes
stoonefox: one drawer in my jewelry box contains only my bubble blowers and kazoos, i have not one, not two, but three mini tea sets, most of my jewelry is in old fish bowls and ceramic bowls i found in the trash outside of school, my bed spread has a crown AND a carriage on it, i have 3 clocks in my room and only 1 works, over 10 watches (all of which are sanrio) and only 2 or 3 have working...
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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Gay!
Bumper sticker: the holy father is my father. Who's your's?
Me: ... Amado Alvarez?
Jan 13th